Joseph A. Pinto

barflypoet & author of dark fiction


‘clumsy fuck’


i spilled craft beer

all over my spiral pad

and it pissed me off

until i realized

it delivered punch to my prose.


at an abv of 10.5 %

it fucking better.




© Copyright Joseph A. Pinto. All Rights Reserved.

 …all poems handcrafted from the inside of bars; no poem recently written…


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4 thoughts on “clumsy fuck

  1. Imagine what would happen if it were our friend Johnnie Walker.

    1. Joseph Pinto says:

      oh, I never spill my scotch… 😉

  2. John says:

    Yes, this is definitely 10.5% better than it was before you spilled the beer. 🙂

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